Sunday, August 2, 2009

The Salty Army's Bonfire Extravaganza

Come join us at Bolsa Chica State beach for a day full of inebriation

BYOB. (beach chairs, buds, booze, bitches, blankets, bongs, blistex, beats, boobies, bikes, banana hammocks, and ballsacks)

Love,
The Salty Army

Monday, July 27, 2009

I've been slacking

I hope to have some updates this or next week ya skanks!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Salty Army heading to SF

Heading to SF for the weekend will be a glory hole worth of pics

Black Out pics coming soon too

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Blackout Booty Pics Coming Soon

that night was a shit show fo sho

Cosmopolitan Blood Loss


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1.5 sec later...

Personal Hero


Aaron: beer in one hand, fireworks in the other

Saltiest Recipe


Liz's famous spicy macaroni salad!

A Salty 4th O' July

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Saltiest Clothing Company Featuring Josh Salty



Shirts featuring a pair of boobs chubbier and saltier than Morgan's...


Monday, June 22, 2009

Salty Delay

New Pics coming soon

Monday, June 15, 2009

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Salty Army Present: Black Out Booty Party



Sean and Erin invite you to put a little salt in your summer and what better way to do it then in their neck of the woods?LITERALLY:) So drink up, get down, and keep it kosher. Don't forget to leave the campbell chunky at home. Bring a camera, because tonight is a night that you won't want to forget, but probably will due to salty overload.
BYOB, park on the street, and keep and eye out for the wildlife.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Diamond In The Rough


Dylan Salty


Saltiest Dog of the night

Mikey is our saltiest dog of the night! This man in one night got caked, almost caught an STD, didn't black out, nor throw up after pounding beer for hours on end!



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two beers and cig in hand!

Saltiest Keg

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale!

Sully The Anti Salt

Hide the kids he slaps!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Saltiest Law


http://yes390.org/

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Photo Issue Fixed

I finally fixed the photo issue

blog looks super classy now

Saltiest Couple Nominee

Dylan & Betty The Blowup Doll


Getting Salty Together?

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Saltiest Bag O' Wine





Saltiest House PpparrtTyYy





Saltiest Strongarm


I swore I thought the case was going to break from his strength...

Saltiest Soccer Mom




Lisa The Saltiest Motha Fukin MILF was our D.D. last night shuttling us "kids" to the party and grabbing each of us by the arm when the party got broken up and cutting us off so she could sneak in a brew.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009